Scenario # 1 He just won't stop calling your phone.
This happens ALOT!Solution # 1 Get one of your male friends to start answering your phone for you. Do this enough times and most guys will get the hint. Make sure you pick a friend whose voice he won't recognize and make sure he sounds extremely casual and comfortable answering your phone.
Tried and failed.Solution # 2 If you have an extremely jealous ex ( like so many of us do) having a guy answer your phone may backfire on you. So you've got to try a different tactic. If you want to get really creative, crank up some loud music (doesn't matter what time of day) and yell into the phone whenever he calls. He'll think you're having the time of your life without him and will hopefully leave you alone.
This doesn't work either.Solution # 3 This solution is an almost sure fire way to get rid of those annoying phone calls. Just be straightforward. I'm sure you're concerned about hurting his feelings, but there is a way to do this without causing too much harm. It goes like this "I really enjoy our friendship, but I think I need some time to get over you. I'd really appreciate it if you didn't call me for a while." His ego will be boosted by the idea that you're still pining away over him. But he'll also get the picture that it's not okay for him to call anymore.
Did this so many times and still.... Scenario # 2 Whenever you open your front door he seems to be standing in front of it
Luckily for me most of the time I wasn't home, so I wasn't the one who dealt with the moment, my mum was.Solution #1 Booby trap your front door a la summer camp style. Buckets of water, paint, or even chocolate will suffice. I'd stay away from the pig's blood though.
lol!Solution #2 Open the door in ratty sweats, hair in a ponytail, and pink goop spread all over your face. When he asks what's wrong say, "Oh nothing, the doctor thinks I'll get rid of this flesh eating bug within the month, if I don't end up in the hospital first. I'm pretty sure its not contagious."
hahah, seriously?!Solution # 3 Tell him, " I know that you're used to showing up over here whenever you feel like it, but now that we're no longer together I don't think its such a good idea. Please don't come over here anymore, I need for you to respect my privacy."
TRIED and
FAILED
The true key to getting rid of your clueless boyfriend is to be assertive and honest. Seriously, remember you can not sound as if you might be willing to let him back in. If he feels that he has even an inkling of a chance he will not give up. If all else fails, put a block on your phone and get a restraining order. Or better yet, let your big cousin Vinnie talk to him. Yes, I'm serious. If a guy can't take it when you tell him openly not to call or show up at your house then he has a problem that he (not you) needs to solve. You can do it. I promise. Get rid of the ex of your nightmares so you can move on to the man of your dreams.Woah. Seems like there is some sort of pattern for 'the pesky ex'.
Creepy ...
Alright, I paused my movie and I getting back to it.
Peace.